Title: Mr. Wonderful
Pairing: *just laughs* (Okay, there is some Roy x Ed)
Genre: CRAAAAACK! And humor too. In other words, a typical Kyt!drabble.
Summary: Roy spends some quality time with his favorite person.
Beta: I totally need it ...Any takers?
Roy Mustang smiled dazzlingly at the handsome young man who stood before him. Finely chiseled facial features, gorgeous eyes, a body to die for... Oh yes! He was most certainly facing the most perfect person in the universe. A intelligent and powerful man who understood his every thought. His one true love.
The one before him, seeming to read his mind, returned the smile instinatiously and just as widely and warmly, too. How sweet! The dark-haired man stepped forward, he could not hold back any longer! He had to let his feelings be known now. "Have I told you lately how sexy you are? Or how much I love you? You are the most beau--"
"DAMN IT, ROY YOU SHIT EATING BASTARD!"
Interrupted. Again, and for the third time this week. Roy sighed and made a mental note to get a lock for the bathroom door even as he turned to face the irate lover standing behind him. "I can explain, you see..."
Edward Elric was having none of it. "How many fucking times do I have to ask you...!"
"It was just..." Roy tried again, but to no avail. The older man was already bracing himself for a long night of arguing, placating, and the bonus (and likely violent from the looks of the glare those golden eyes) make-up-sex.
"Do you really," the blond grabbed his arm and dragged him out through the door and away from the mirror, "need to flirt with yourself EVERY SINGLE DAY?!?"