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Roy's Dirty Mouth
"I said no! You are NOT going to kiss me until you wash your mouth out!" Ed 'hmmphed', placing his hands on hips as he glared at his lover. Taking a step back, he repeated. "Now go wash your mouth out! It's disgusting!"
Roy pouted and wiped a smear of white from his lips. "Not even one little kiss?" He looked hopefully over at Ed, trying his best 'Aren't I cute? You'll do what I want, right?' expression on.
And that was when Ed forcibly ejected him from their bedroom.
Grimacing, Roy headed to the bathroom... and his toothbrush. He knew full and well when arguing with the short-tempered and often over-sensitive blond wouldn't work.
Still though, Ed didn't have to get quite so irate about it. It had only been one little glass of milk.
- Mood:
chipper
Comments
It was milk darn it! MILK! XD
Glad you were amused! :3
Glad you liked and thank you for the review!
I wonder too! :o
I shouted, "OH THAT'S WRONG!! XDDDD" whenever I first read this.
And it is. But it cracks me up so much. Heeehee~~
*innocent look* What's so wrong about it? It was only milk! ():)
Hee, I'm glad it does! It's supposed to be funny, after all! Thank you!
Milk. Riiiight. XDD
HONESTLY, IT WAS MILK! I DID THE BJ GAG IN ANOTHER FIC. XD
Thanks!
Weird. 0_0
(Then again, I will admit to always having been picky about my milk - it has to be very fresh, very skim, and very cold, or I physically can't drink it. I probably got sick on curdled milk once or something :P)
^--- Saru made me type this in defense of Japanese milk. Blargh, I say! BLARGH!
Makes sense. See, I like my milk whole, creamy, and fatty... So Japanese milk was right up my alley. :D *was lucky, even if milk cravings eventually had her buying milk-tea out of vending machines. wtf*
*laughs and hands you a non-milk drink*
But if you like it, then hey! More power to you <3
Thank you! *hugs dead body*